One woman cabaret show Alpha Femme comes to the Tom Thumb Theatre

Alpha Femme at Tom Thumb Theatre

Thanet-based writer and performer Megan Garrett-Jones brings three alter egos to play in a brand new one woman show opening at Tom Thumb Theatre on Friday (March 25).

Megan is familiar to Thanet’s culture vultures as host of Things with Words, a spoken word event that has popped up at festivals, pubs and unusual locations around Kent, and as a regular act with Ramsgate’s Screaming Alley cabaret.

The show was largely made while live performance was off the table because of covid, supported through a residency at Tom Thumb Theatre, at a time when owners Sara and Alex Ratcliffe found themselves with an empty venue.

Other artists like Margate-based theatre maker Jess Edwards and Mr Teds – another Screaming Alley regular -were also able to develop new shows at the time thanks to Alex and Sara’s support. Tom Thumb might be the smallest theatre in the country, but it has become a hub of new performance and music being made in Margate.

Alpha Femme was due to premiere at The Vault Festival – Waterloo’s huge annual festival of independent theatre, however organisers made the tough decision in December last year to cancel this year’s event due to uncertainties around covid.

Still, Tom Thumb is the perfect place for Megan’s debut solo show, with a distinctly made-in-Thanet tag. Costumes are made from ethically sourced and upcycled material by Lou Halswell of clothing brand Fuud, including a blazer made entirely of plastic bags, a regal skirt of faux fur fragments and a body suit made from eco lycra.  Music production has been assisted by Nicholas DeCarlo of Mash Studios in Ramsgate, and Megan has been rehearsing in the Ramsgate Boating Pool as it awaits development.

The show is about feminism.

Megan said: “It seems general, but when you’re making a performance, you’re always tapping into your personal experience, so it’s about a personal relationship with the idea of empowerment and embracing complexity.

“I was brought up to be a feminist by being a strong woman and actually, there’s more to feminism. There is celebrating specific ways women experience the world, and also looking at how power works on multiple levels.

“I have women ancestors that were suffragettes and trailblazers (Millicent Garrett-Fawcett and Elizabeth Garrett-Anderson) who I am proud of, but these days we can say that feminism has had a race and class problem. Garrett-Fawcett was fighting for some women to win the vote, but as a public figure she also spent time in Africa doing the Empire’s bidding during the Boer War.

“I wanted to capture some of these uncomfortable realities, so the characters are by no means perfect feminist icons. I also want it to be super fun. As Toni Cade Bambara said, the role of the artist is to make revolution irresistible. So, I’ve tried to do that with comedy, songs I wrote, a bit of twerking, juggling, animal studies – basically there’s nothing this alpha won’t attempt.”

Alpha Femme
A one woman cabaret show
Tom Thumb Theatre, 25 and 26 March, 8pm-9pm
27 March 3pm-4pm
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  1. Sounds good.

    The headline though made me think of the show chandler goes to and then tricks the rest of them going to in friends

    • Hi thanks for your interest! Can’t say I’m in charge of the headline, but I’m glad even Not Impressed thinks it sounds good 🙂 I tend to think that a good way to start to understand what something is all about in the world is to go out and look, but I supposed I’m naturally adventurous. I understand everyone has different comfort zones and tastes. Feedback has been very positive thus far! Thanks again to Isle of Thanet News For running this piece. I don’t remember that Friends episode, but it sounds hilarious.

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